The man told police that he had a difficult time fighting her off because of her weight, and that the two did not get into an argument or altercation before the attack.He was taken to Harborview Medical Center with serious injuries, including a punctured lung, but is expected to recover.Read more Fran, early 20s, Northeastern United States The frat house basement smelled of vomit, mold, stale beer, and body odor.I immediately regretted going and would have walked back to the dorms had Ashley, my roommate, not dragged me to the back room.Like when you’re not sitting on a heated leather seat…What I am trying to say is that if you would like to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract. A tipster has alerted us that a version of this post first appeared on Craigslist some time ago.
“To the Woman Who Crapped Her Pants in My Car.” (Full disclosure: I’m preeeeeetty sure this is fake — and I’m not about to try to interpret why Tad posted it in the I thought we had chemistry sitting sharing that basket of hot wings while drinking the chili beer. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you.
The woman, whose identity has not yet been released pending formal charges, slashed and stabbed her date several times as he tried to escape, KOMO reported.
The victim, who insisted that he met the woman on a dating website and did not just meet her for sex, escaped his attacker and called police from the motel office.
It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. The package I sent you with the Pepto the next day and the note that said “first dates are always a crap shoot, call me”, was meant to be funny, not offensive. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don’t think anyone wins 100% of the time.
I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncles lap. I’m the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit better…